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You see children know such a lot now, they soon don't believe in fairies, and every time a child says, 'I don't believe in fairies,' there is a fairy somewhere that falls down dead.
look at: [link]
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Snupin!! it'll fluff ya, nothing's fluffier, it's the fluffiest!
Death makes me giggle...
ZADR---the wrongest, cutest yaoi this side of insane!
Yes I am aware that some of what I ship may and most likely will offend thee.
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"Werewolves do it till you HOWL! Arooooooo!" ~me
"That's it, I'm going to bring a silver bullet to life so you stop saying that!" ~Wally
"If life gives you lemons, cut your enemies and squeeze lemon juice on them so it stings like hell." ~me
The lines.
The expressions.
I'm falling in love!! <33
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Artificial. Robot. Saving. England.
[made of lemons]
Weighted words upon the page,
Waiting for their sentence,
Judge me, peasants,
Judge me.
I ask you,
So, tell me.
[A Dare] - by lovely-able-heather
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LONG LIVE EM-PER-OR DAV-ROS!
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